- Does: Everything
- Favourite saying: Made up Queen
- Favourite tune: Red Carpet - All Right (Erick Morillo Mix)
- Drinks: Pint
- Notes: Likes to pour stuff down people's throats
- Does: The website and official photographer of Dr. Brightons
- Favourite saying: Minge
- Favourite tune: Lady Gaga - Bad Romance
- Drinks: Double Vodka and a suitable mixer
- Notes: Put her in the cellar is she gets a little wobbly
- Does: Bar Bitch
- Favourite saying: Say "Thursday"
- Favourite tune: Alright (Brad Carter Remix) - Red Carpet
- Drinks: Vodka and Cola
- Notes: Get your fucking hands off him, he's mine.
- Does: Bar Bitch
- Favourite saying: Get your cock out.
- Favourite tune: Spotlight- Miss Masters remix
- Drinks: Extra large vodka
- Notes: When in heels “Dixie Normous”.
- Does: Bar Bitch
- Favourite saying: Every hole's a goal
- Favourite tune: Come On Over - John Silver
- Drinks: JD and Coke
- Notes: The bigger the better
- Does Lesbian bar bitch
- Favourite saying: Fuck, I feel rough
- Favourite tune: Believe In Me - Filthy Louca
- Drinks: "Extra large glass of rose' please"
- Notes: A little shotty wotty!?
- Does: Bar Bitch
- Favourite saying: Inside voice, please!
- Favourite tune: Lady GaGa - Just Dance
- Drinks: Black Sambuca
- Notes: Looks great in black leggings
- Does: Bar Bitch
- Favourite saying: Do I look like a slut?....ahaah...shut up
- Favourite tune: Just gotta get back on it......
- Drinks: Tuaca, Tuaca, Tuaca
- Notes: Likes to flaunce about in heels.
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